I sleep around and... yes... I am a pedigree!

I love sleeping around!

Nah! Dun gimme that look.
I may be handsome but
I am not frivolous.

When I say I enjoy sleeping around,
I am referring to the places where I sleep -
not whom I am sleeping with.

Der...

How can you doubt me? I am a pedigree, not a cheap fella who sleep with just any female cat in sight. And I am straight!

Humph!

Why is my loving master taking voyeur shots of me? I am trying to groom myself in one of my new hideouts. And he... found me again...

I love him though...

But not more than the fish on the table and the cute gal gal cat next door... Oops! =p