The Annals of Prince Ah Cheng

Prince Ah Cheng - RIP

2008-03-19T14:22:00.002+08:00

Prince Ah Cheng
passed away peacefully at 11.02am today.

He will always be remembered as
Joshua's beloved cat.

RIP, my dear cat.

My Paw will go on!

2008-03-18T14:50:00.005+08:00

I am not feeling well (actually am very sick) and my master is very worried about me.

While he is doing all in his power to save me, I will do I can to survive this.

I will survive!

My Roommate and I

2008-02-17T00:04:00.004+08:00

Introducing to you my roommate
=^..^=

And...
We are not married to each other.

I Love My New Cushion =^..^=

2008-02-16T23:58:00.002+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year =^..^=

2008-02-08T00:29:00.002+08:00

I love to read!

2008-01-06T16:59:00.001+08:00

I always like to observe my master reading.

It is his usual complaint that I sit on his newspapers while he is reading it. Yeah. I like to sit on the spot of the papers where he is trying to read.

=^..^=

Now, I try to read myself too. Someone once said before that one dies when he/she/it stop reading. So, I try to live - by reading. Hee...

But then...

Reading is a tiring chore...
So I am a sleepy cat now...

Sharing

2007-12-22T01:25:00.000+08:00

Christmas is a time of love and joy.
It is also a season of sharing.

Wish you all a
Merry Christmas
in advance.

Guess which is my favorite pillow?

2007-12-13T00:06:00.002+08:00

Guess which is my favorite pillow?
=^..^=
Is it this orange (Cheng) pillow?

Is it this not-so-Cheng ~~paw~~ hand?
=^..^=

Come!
Make a guess!
Meow?

'Garang' Cat

2007-12-13T00:04:00.000+08:00

I like to sleep on my master's green combat fatigues.

Does this make me a "garang" cat?

=^..^=

Pillow Paw

2007-11-18T14:20:00.000+08:00

I really really really love my master's pillow.

It feels almost as good as his ~~paw~~ hand.

Meow!
=^..^=

Purrrrfect Team!

2007-11-04T22:50:00.000+08:00

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

May Sarton

I am the Prince!!!

2007-11-04T22:38:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, I need to expend
extraordinary
efforts to assert myself...

This is NOT a drumstick, ok?

2007-11-04T22:36:00.001+08:00

Ehm... Please guess what this really is...

Lemme assure you that this is NOT a drumstick.
Yes I repeat! This is NOT a drumstick.

***

Get it?

Lemme go, you twit!

To be or not to be...

2007-11-04T22:29:00.001+08:00

Youtube has been a source of great amusement for ~~people~~ cats who love cats like me.

The site also displayed very interesting moments of their extreme neowish personalities, like the video clip shown below...

This is not me (see below).

This is me (see below).

Turning the Tables...

2007-10-23T21:00:00.000+08:00

It has always being my master who is
snapping pictures of me.

Now, I turn the tables on him.

Meow heh heh heh!

So how's my phototaking skills?
=^..^=

Quote of the Day

2007-10-15T20:37:00.000+08:00

"No heaven will not ever heaven be, unless
my cats are there to welcome me."

Anonymous

Cheng-in-Books

2007-10-15T20:13:00.000+08:00

Presenting to you the one and only Original Classic Neow Blog Entry -

Cheng-in-Books
The Sequel to Puss-in-Boots!

About an hour ago, on a straw mattress littered with clothes and books, I curled myself up into the furrball that I really am.

Meow-llo*!

My master likes to litter ~~our~~ his bed with books, comics or magazines at times, especially when he has found something he likes or when he needs to do some reading for any reason.

I, being a curious neow, likes to ~~sit on~~ read his materials. But then...

The only place where I don't fall asleep while reading is - in my dreams.

I am a cat.
Whaddya expect? =^..^=

*The neow-ish equivalent of Hello.

Cheng's Neowism

2007-10-12T16:52:00.001+08:00

ChannelNeowsAsia is proud to

announce that...

The Prince of Cheng is about 80% recovered.

He has basically regained all his usual mannerisms
(including the facial expressions displayed below).

*******

'Point that camera elsewhere, will ya?!'

Oh well,
Basically, I am still the good old Ah Cheng -
the neow whom my master loved the most.

What else do you expect? =^..^=

I still don't like to be photographed.

No amount of good food and length
of time is going to change this.

Meow Roar!!!

Neow Quotes

2007-10-04T16:19:00.001+08:00

Click on the picture to enlarge it.
Then the words will be more visible.

With compliments from
fellow blogger Ela1n3.

Recovering...

2007-10-04T16:07:00.001+08:00

I have been pretty sick last week. Although I am recovering, my body is still weak.

I have difficulty climbing up the windows...

And I cannot run fast.

I need to eat more...

Meow!

Guess who is the new addition to the Trio?

2007-08-22T01:32:00.000+08:00

My master has been very happy lately.

2007-08-05T20:42:00.000+08:00

My master has been very happy lately.

The reason is not because I am getting more handsome and am putting on some desirable weight.

Lately, there is this someone whom he talks to over the phone more frequently than he does to other ladies. It also seems that the 2 of them are walking closer and closer together.

I hope she will come to love me though.

Otherwise, my poor master will be sandwiched between me and her. And if I lost to her, who is going to feed me when I am old? Oh no! Why am I sounding like a typical mother? This has gotta change...

~Compose myself~

Anyway, when he is happy, he will
tend to snap more photos of me.

Poor me! ~sulks~

Some things change.
Others don't. -.-"

TRANSFORMeow!

2007-07-15T23:30:00.001+08:00

I had a nightmare last night.

Actually, its a morning-mare since I slept throughout the morning and had this dream while snoozing when the sun is rising.

Anyway... I dreamt that I become like this (see below) after some girlgirl cat kissed me... -.-"

Much as I loved my master,
and I think he looks great...
But I think I looked BETTER.
=^..^=

TRANSFORM me back.
Meow!

*******

Then I woke up and realize that this is nothing but a dream.

So, I did what any wise cat will do - go back to snooze. ^^

About 14 hours later, my master returned and
lol and behold, he looks like ME-ow now!

Lemme go! Faintz!

Transform!

2007-07-08T05:08:00.000+08:00

I have attempted to transform to look like
a display statue and hide from my master
(for fun).

However, not only was I unable to fool my master,
he was able to find me almost effortlessly. =(

And I thought that I have found
a new and good hiding place...

He also took a photo of yours
meowingly in action. -.-"

Evidence of my wrongdoing...

Now I got to run!
Meow meow miya!

PR thoughts...

2007-07-08T05:06:00.000+08:00

I think my master has found a special someone - a gal whom he likes.

But for some reason, he is holding back. No matter what, I hope his other half will come to like me one day.

That shouldn't be too hard, right? I mean... I am a good looking, harmless and friendly cat.

Meow?

I am still Orange.

2007-07-07T23:59:00.000+08:00

My master is going green.

I am still orange.

How how how?

2007-07-05T01:19:00.000+08:00

My master's birthday is coming soon.
What can we get for him?

Geometry (Paws and Tail)

2007-06-24T15:00:00.000+08:00

In this entry, some popularly known (but perhaps forgotten) geometry facts are being reiterated. Being a sophisticated neow of a bookworm master has its disadvantages...

Casts furtive glances around me and spotted my master looking over my shoulders.

=^..^"=

Ehm I mean advantages!

I mean, we can learn and relearn chim-ilogical facts and formulas thereby making us more civilised and higher leveled cats.

Meow? -.-"

He walked off le...
~heave a sigh of relief~

*******

Refresher Course begins now...

(1) Parallel Lines and Sum of Interior
angles = 180 degrees (see below)

(2) Acute Angle (see below)

(3) Perpendicular Lines
Isn't this obvious?

K.O.ed

This is too much for my little cat brain.

The Neow Prince will return after his status have
been restored to normal. As for now...

Medic! Helppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cat prince is employed!

2007-06-03T02:04:00.001+08:00

Like my master, I have recently found a new job - as a guard duty personnel.

This job provides security and food, which fulfills the lower tier needs in the Maslow's Hierarchy of needs.

Hey, cats have needs too. Meow?

For this job, I am required to offer my services for very short hours on an infrequent basis.

Basically, when my master is in a good mood, and after he has ascertained that I have already emptied my body of my poo poo and wee wee at the designated spot (i.e. the toilet) for the day, then he may allow me to perform my duties as a guard duty personnel.

My reward?

Hmmm... Well... I am able to step out of the house and seated myself approximately one and a half meters away from my nesting spot in the HDB unit which I am dwelling in...

You see, this job fulfills my security needs because I can always retreat when I sense hostile forces approaching. I just need to complain to my master and my job is considered done. See! How useful am I as an intelligence personnel? Hee...

Actually, my food supply is provided whether I work or not. But somehow, the food tastes better when I am slogging my paws for it. Heh!

Nevertheless, I feel very fulfilled on this very senang job.

Now... Don't envy me although I am a PES A cat doing a PES C task.
I loved being lobo! Woo hoo!

=^..^=

爬高高 , 看远远...

2007-05-29T00:11:00.001+08:00

What less do you expect from a prince?

2007-05-27T01:21:00.000+08:00

When I first started blogging, it was immensely difficult.

Apparently, MicroSlurft and their associates did not design the keyboards for paws and claws. I have had a hard time typing, meow!

Now I feel very demoralised.

Although I am intelligent, handsome and am proud of myself for who I am (aka someone who lives to eat), I have relied on my master to reply to comments and to blog in the early days.

It shall be so no more!

Hence forth, I will stand on my own 4 paws and blog on my own.

What less do you expect from a prince - albeit a meowing one?

*******

I am tired.

My little brain needs to rest.
See ya guys around! =^..^=

Do you love me?

2007-05-27T00:55:00.001+08:00

Xiao Huang's question:
"Do you love me?"

Ah Cheng's reply:
"Sorry. I don't like plastics."

The main point is...

2007-05-25T00:34:00.000+08:00

I know I am handsome.

I know that I know you love me.
I also know you like taking photos - of me.

But can you stop doing it all the time?

MAIN POINT:
Even if you want to do so all the time, can you
please bring me some nice smelling food?

~rubbing my paws gleefully~
=^..^=

She smiled at him

2007-05-25T00:15:00.000+08:00

A girl smiled TWICE at my master when he was seen stroking the head of my rival Boyboy about an hour and a half ago.

Although my master have not properly introduced himself to her yet, she already has a favorable impression of him liaoz.

*******

Now... If she is a cat lover,
she will love me too.

I mean...

I am so handsome and adorable;
how can you resist some-neow like me?
=^..^=

Sit-and-Reach

2007-05-25T00:10:00.000+08:00

Do you miss me?
=^..^=

I have been exercising lately.

Doing sit-and-reach is part of my daily routine.
Are you exercising regularly?
Meow?

Zzzzzzz...........

2007-05-25T00:07:00.000+08:00

Mirror Image?

2007-04-28T02:06:00.000+08:00

=^..^=

Ah Cheng meows...

2007-04-27T20:09:00.000+08:00

This is part of my daily routine.

Until I can find a pretty girl girl cat who loves me and who is willing to help me enthusiastically with my grooming, this will continue to be my daily, solitude-filled routine.

I want more!

2007-04-27T17:59:00.000+08:00

It's dinner time! Meow!

Munch munch!

=^..^=
I want more!

Don't ignore me!

2007-04-27T17:53:00.000+08:00

My master has been preoccupied with another cat recently.

Yes. ANOTHER CAT!!!
Ok. Allow the photos to
tell the story.

He is ignoring me!

Sighz!

Boxy Talk

2007-04-06T00:29:00.000+08:00

My master went to get some Storage Solutions from this blue and yellow building called IKEA earlier on today.

Guess what? He got back some boxes! Sianz...

Oh... Boxes used to be my favorite sleeping spot. That is, until I discover how much more comfortable my new baskets and his straw mattress are... Hee!

You can't blame me for my lacklustre response to the boxes. You know... SingaPawreans always want to upgrade things. They upgrade their cars, homes and wives (oops!)... I mean upgrading of the wives' accessories lah.

What are you thinking of, man? Hmmm...

Where was I?

Oh... The boxes!

My master was disappointed to find my dull response to the boxes...
Ok... I shall meow no more. Let the photos tell the story.

*******

I didn't like the box. So I did not jump in. However, my master carried me and placed me in before I got a chance to react. So here I am.

I jumped out quickly.

Free!

Cya!

Why I went missing for a month...

2007-04-06T00:10:00.000+08:00

After knowing that 'she' turns out to be a 'he', I am exceeding sad.

Fortunately, my appetite is not affected in any way. Whew! =)
However, I was in no mood to blog after that incident.

My master taught me not to blog when I am upset cos I will end up blogging about things that will alarm my loved ones and make myself look silly.

He learnt that from this journalist called, ehm, Janice Wong. Yes. Janice Wong. Yah. Its that SPG (aka Single Picky Girl).

So I refrained from blogging. I began busying myself with things that are more important. Like sleeping, eating and avoiding my master's irritating Neowkia camera phone.

That flash bang from the device always make me see stars. It can be so irritating that I wanna point my middle finger, uhm, I mean middle claw, at him.

But still, I know he likes me.

That's why he take soo many shots of me. He also went snapping photos of other cats. But statistically speaking, I am still his favorite. You can check his handphone photos at anytime and it is certain that the number of my photos outnumbers that of all the other cats put together.

See. I am still the most favored one.

=^..^=

I am still very much alive... and kicking! Meowz!

2007-04-06T00:00:00.000+08:00

Enchanting Eyes...

2007-03-04T01:28:00.000+08:00

Recently, my master found a nice photo online.

That is how I got to know
about this cute babe...
She is so kawai...

How can I get to know her?

And feel her paws in mine...

Hmmmmmmmmm.........

She is a kitten whilst I am 5 years old le.
But age should not be a barrier to true love, right?
Dunno what she thinks about me...

Why am I so worried now? Gosh!

Concerned about him...

2007-02-28T21:04:00.000+08:00

I am really concerned about my master.

Although keeps to himself a lot, he really needs the care and concern from people.

Trust is a scarce commodity in this highly urbanized and developed city.

I am REAL!

2007-02-26T22:20:00.000+08:00

Recently, my masters got Smiley from somewhere.

Although it is procured from some cheap lelong shop,
my master treat it with levels of affections that irks me.

I mean, hey dudes, look at me!
What more do you want in a cat?

I am furry, cuddly, friendly and REAL.

And he try to imitate me! Hey, be original, k?

Ok ok... I can't smile. But that isn't my fault.
Really! I was born liddat. Waddya expect?

Keep your nose to yourself and no one gets hurt."

Don't say I'd never warn ya!

Studio Shot?

2007-02-23T23:36:00.000+08:00

Studio Shot?

Sorry to disappoint you with the truth...

New Nestling Spot

2007-02-22T16:12:00.000+08:00

Having found a new nestling spot... Only to be disturbed.
See what see? Never see handsome cat sleeping before arh?

Shoo shoo! Go away lah.....

Yawnz!..

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

A Note from the Neow Prince

2007-02-20T20:16:00.000+08:00

Hi all,

For your information, I have a personal email address - princeahcheng@gmail.com. I am an IT savvy cat whose paws are used for a number of purposes - including keyboard scratching (oops!).

However, given that I have more important things to do (like sleeping, prying food from my unwary masters, patrolling my turf and guarding it from pesky stranger cats..), I have delegated the important task of blogging to my Mario (Oops! I mean Master...).

Thus, it is a given that I do not log in frequently and may delay replies to the emails/messages/comments from fans.

BUT... I still welcome your presence. =)

Yours Meowingly,
Prince Ah Cheng

Can someone please help him?

2007-02-17T22:52:00.000+08:00

My master is still single and available.

Although he is a nice chap (I suppose), he is pretty shy and hence, in my humble opinion, unable to get himself a girlfriend EVEN when a cute gal is standing right in front of him and who shows interest in knowing him.

Can someone please help him?

This is beyond my paw-er.

I sleep around and... yes... I am a pedigree!

2007-02-15T00:17:00.000+08:00

I love sleeping around!

Nah! Dun gimme that look.
I may be handsome but
I am not frivolous.

When I say I enjoy sleeping around,
I am referring to the places where I sleep -
not whom I am sleeping with.

Der...

How can you doubt me? I am a pedigree, not a cheap fella who sleep with just any female cat in sight. And I am straight!

Humph!

Why is my loving master taking voyeur shots of me? I am trying to groom myself in one of my new hideouts. And he... found me again...

I love him though...

But not more than the fish on the table and the cute gal gal cat next door... Oops! =p

For your information and acknowledgement, please. =)

2007-02-15T00:16:00.000+08:00

The Royal Introduction!

2007-02-13T12:23:00.000+08:00

I am Prince Ah Cheng.