Sharing

Christmas is a time of love and joy.
It is also a season of sharing.

Wish you all a
Merry Christmas
in advance.

Guess which is my favorite pillow?

Guess which is my favorite pillow?
=^..^=
Is it this orange (Cheng) pillow?

OR

Is it this not-so-Cheng paw hand?
=^..^=

Come!
Make a guess!
Meow?

'Garang' Cat

I like to sleep on my master's green combat fatigues.

Does this make me a "garang" cat?

=^..^=

Pillow Paw

I really really really love my master's pillow.

It feels almost as good as his paw hand.

Meow!
=^..^=

Purrrrfect Team!

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

May Sarton

I am the Prince!!!

Sometimes, I need to expend
extraordinary
efforts to assert myself...

This is NOT a drumstick, ok?

Ehm... Please guess what this really is...

Lemme assure you that this is NOT a drumstick.
Yes I repeat! This is NOT a drumstick.

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Get it?

Lemme go, you twit!

To be or not to be...

Youtube has been a source of great amusement for people cats who love cats like me.

The site also displayed very interesting moments of their extreme neowish personalities, like the video clip shown below...

This is not me (see below).

This is me (see below).

Turning the Tables...

It has always being my master who is
snapping pictures of me.

Now, I turn the tables on him.

Meow heh heh heh!

So how's my phototaking skills?
=^..^=

Quote of the Day

"No heaven will not ever heaven be, unless
my cats are there to welcome me."

Anonymous

Cheng-in-Books

Presenting to you the one and only Original Classic Neow Blog Entry -

Cheng-in-Books
The Sequel to Puss-in-Boots!

About an hour ago, on a straw mattress littered with clothes and books, I curled myself up into the furrball that I really am.

Meow-llo*!

My master likes to litter our his bed with books, comics or magazines at times, especially when he has found something he likes or when he needs to do some reading for any reason.

I, being a curious neow, likes to sit on read his materials. But then...

The only place where I don't fall asleep while reading is - in my dreams.

I am a cat.
Whaddya expect? =^..^=

*The neow-ish equivalent of Hello.

Cheng's Neowism

ChannelNeowsAsia is proud to

announce that...

The Prince of Cheng is about 80% recovered.

He has basically regained all his usual mannerisms
(including the facial expressions displayed below).

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'Point that camera elsewhere, will ya?!'

Oh well,
Basically, I am still the good old Ah Cheng -
the neow whom my master loved the most.

What else do you expect? =^..^=

I still don't like to be photographed.

No amount of good food and length
of time is going to change this.

Meow Roar!!!

Neow Quotes

Click on the picture to enlarge it.
Then the words will be more visible.

With compliments from
fellow blogger Ela1n3.

Recovering...

I have been pretty sick last week. Although I am recovering, my body is still weak.

I have difficulty climbing up the windows...

And I cannot run fast.

I need to eat more...

Meow!

Guess who is the new addition to the Trio?

My master has been very happy lately.

My master has been very happy lately.

The reason is not because I am getting more handsome and am putting on some desirable weight.

Lately, there is this someone whom he talks to over the phone more frequently than he does to other ladies. It also seems that the 2 of them are walking closer and closer together.

I hope she will come to love me though.

Otherwise, my poor master will be sandwiched between me and her. And if I lost to her, who is going to feed me when I am old? Oh no! Why am I sounding like a typical mother? This has gotta change...

~Compose myself~

Anyway, when he is happy, he will
tend to snap more photos of me.

Poor me! ~sulks~

Some things change.
Others don't. -.-"

TRANSFORMeow!

I had a nightmare last night.

Actually, its a morning-mare since I slept throughout the morning and had this dream while snoozing when the sun is rising.

Anyway... I dreamt that I become like this (see below) after some girlgirl cat kissed me... -.-"

Much as I loved my master,
and I think he looks great...
But I think I looked BETTER.
=^..^=

TRANSFORM me back.
Meow!

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Then I woke up and realize that this is nothing but a dream.

So, I did what any wise cat will do - go back to snooze. ^^

About 14 hours later, my master returned and
lol and behold, he looks like ME-ow now!

Lemme go! Faintz!

Transform!

I have attempted to transform to look like
a display statue and hide from my master
(for fun).

However, not only was I unable to fool my master,
he was able to find me almost effortlessly. =(

And I thought that I have found
a new and good hiding place...

He also took a photo of yours
meowingly in action. -.-"

Evidence of my wrongdoing...

Now I got to run!
Meow meow miya!

PR thoughts...

I think my master has found a special someone - a gal whom he likes.

But for some reason, he is holding back. No matter what, I hope his other half will come to like me one day.

That shouldn't be too hard, right? I mean... I am a good looking, harmless and friendly cat.

Meow?

I am still Orange.

My master is going green.

I am still orange.

How how how?

My master's birthday is coming soon.
What can we get for him?

Geometry (Paws and Tail)

In this entry, some popularly known (but perhaps forgotten) geometry facts are being reiterated. Being a sophisticated neow of a bookworm master has its disadvantages...

Casts furtive glances around me and spotted my master looking over my shoulders.

=^..^"=

Ehm I mean advantages!

I mean, we can learn and relearn chim-ilogical facts and formulas thereby making us more civilised and higher leveled cats.

Meow? -.-"

He walked off le...
~heave a sigh of relief~

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Refresher Course begins now...

(1) Parallel Lines and Sum of Interior
angles = 180 degrees (see below)

(2) Acute Angle (see below)

(3) Perpendicular Lines
Isn't this obvious?

K.O.ed

This is too much for my little cat brain.

The Neow Prince will return after his status have
been restored to normal. As for now...

Medic! Helppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cat prince is employed!

Like my master, I have recently found a new job - as a guard duty personnel.

This job provides security and food, which fulfills the lower tier needs in the Maslow's Hierarchy of needs.

Hey, cats have needs too. Meow?

For this job, I am required to offer my services for very short hours on an infrequent basis.

Basically, when my master is in a good mood, and after he has ascertained that I have already emptied my body of my poo poo and wee wee at the designated spot (i.e. the toilet) for the day, then he may allow me to perform my duties as a guard duty personnel.

My reward?

Hmmm... Well... I am able to step out of the house and seated myself approximately one and a half meters away from my nesting spot in the HDB unit which I am dwelling in...

You see, this job fulfills my security needs because I can always retreat when I sense hostile forces approaching. I just need to complain to my master and my job is considered done. See! How useful am I as an intelligence personnel? Hee...

Actually, my food supply is provided whether I work or not. But somehow, the food tastes better when I am slogging my paws for it. Heh!

Nevertheless, I feel very fulfilled on this very senang job.

Now... Don't envy me although I am a PES A cat doing a PES C task.
I loved being lobo! Woo hoo!

=^..^=

爬高高 , 看远远...

What less do you expect from a prince?

When I first started blogging, it was immensely difficult.

Apparently, MicroSlurft and their associates did not design the keyboards for paws and claws. I have had a hard time typing, meow!

Now I feel very demoralised.

Although I am intelligent, handsome and am proud of myself for who I am (aka someone who lives to eat), I have relied on my master to reply to comments and to blog in the early days.

It shall be so no more!

Hence forth, I will stand on my own 4 paws and blog on my own.

What less do you expect from a prince - albeit a meowing one?

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I am tired.

My little brain needs to rest.
See ya guys around! =^..^=

Do you love me?

Xiao Huang's question:
"Do you love me?"

Ah Cheng's reply:
"Sorry. I don't like plastics."

The main point is...

I know I am handsome.

I know that I know you love me.
I also know you like taking photos - of me.

But can you stop doing it all the time?

MAIN POINT:
Even if you want to do so all the time, can you
please bring me some nice smelling food?

~rubbing my paws gleefully~
=^..^=

She smiled at him

A girl smiled TWICE at my master when he was seen stroking the head of my rival Boyboy about an hour and a half ago.

Although my master have not properly introduced himself to her yet, she already has a favorable impression of him liaoz.

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Now... If she is a cat lover,
she will love me too.

I mean...

I am so handsome and adorable;
how can you resist some-neow like me?
=^..^=

Sit-and-Reach

Do you miss me?
=^..^=

I have been exercising lately.

Doing sit-and-reach is part of my daily routine.
Are you exercising regularly?
Meow?

Zzzzzzz...........